Duel Academy: Generation XTreme has been released worldwide today, this 2 hour blockbuster will make you laugh, cry, and believe in love again.

Starring:
Jaden Yuki... Rob Scheinder
Jesse Brody... Marlon Wayans
Chazz Princeton... Jack Black
Alexis Rhodes... Britney Spears
Syrus Truesdale... Verne Troyer
Blair Flannigan... Miley Cyrus
Fonda Fontaine... Angelina Jolie
Vellian Crowler... Michael Jackson

SEE IT IN THEATERS NOW.

((If you think this is rage worthy enough to go out and mob kill Divine, you are correct.))

My company now provides Government Approved Child Services.

- Divine

The Arcadia Movement would like to announce that we are looking for one talented Female Student from the Duel Academia Main School to receive a Secretarial Internship.

We expect a resume, proof of Dueling ability, and for you to be prepared for an interview. Go go go!

Products:
Arcadia Movement Inc. is proud to announce the following products:

Oil-Free Oil, capable of running cars indefinitely.

Momentum Energy, a clean renewable source.

Dry Water, all the benefits of water without the mess

Wet Fire, fire that won't burn you.

Regret Free Sex, Sex you don't need to worry about.

Friction-Free, the anti-friction spray
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News:
Due to certain terrorist attacks in the last few months, the Arcadia Movement, along with Domino and the Japanese Diet are sad announce that the Momentum Reactor will take several weeks to months to repair and renovate, along with removing 4 kill switches that have been deemed impractical. Estimated start up time, late 2009 to early 2011.

As well, with the terrorist demolition of the Arcadia Movement headquarters, our US branch's HQ will be flown to Domino by Helicopter.

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Hiring:
( Hiring )

Please send in Resumes to arkmovhr@arkmov.com. Dental and Medical insurance fully covered, vacation days limited. Minimum salary per year is 30,000,000 Yen gross.

So, I, Ron Chen Jones, will be heading the Divine-Saiko Corporation.

Which is to be renamed to Arcadia Movement Dynamics Inc.

Arcadia M Insurance, offering you quality of life, at quality prices.
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Momentum, a pleasent desire to make a better world for your children. No matter the cost. We've got tTe Touch.
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Arcadia Missiles, the latest in Intercontinental weapons, made by Japan, for everyone else.
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Juudai: The First Hero, out in theaters August 10th, 2009. Starring Rob Scheinder.
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Divanetics, making your mind inspired, each and every day. Now with Divanetic Shakes.
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Divine Computers, designing the chips of tomorrow so you don't have to.
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The touch. The scent. I remember you from so long ago. And yet, we meet again, to kiss, and touch. With that lovely smile. Be with me forever. Divine, a Perfume and Cologene from Divine-Saiko.
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Arcadia Prosthetics, improving quality of life for all mankind.

Divine-Saiko Corporation would like to announce plans for a Private Dueling Academy on the school of Duel Academia, with plans of construction being completed by March 2011.

I am proud to announce that the Divine-Saiko Company, in conjunction with the Japanese and U.S. Governments, will jointly be constructing the first wholy safe and enviornmentally friendly power reactor in human history. Over the next few months, for safety, patent, and to avoid blockades by other energy companies, the details of this power system will be released to the public.

However, we have a name for the reactor planned:

"Momentum 1".

I am pleased to announce that I am backing a lawsuit against Jeanette Dianne Grave for ruining the image of all Psychic and Female Duelists, for degredation of the archetype, and the industrial damages to women that will hold them back in the Pro Dueling Circuit for the next 50 years if they don't have D cup breasts at minimum

I say Japan needs cleaner sources of power than atomic energy.

The death of those 3 girls is truly tragic.

We'll dedicate Juudai V to them.

Also, my company would to announce we have discovered Domino lays over significant religious and mystical leylines.

We also sell "Yuuki Juudai's Beer for Children". Now offering 20% discount to all distributors.

Also, has anyone here ever heard of a "Zero Reverse", out of curiousity?

Opening theme confirmed to be "Dare". One of the ending songs is confirmed to be "The Touch".

Heidi Klum confirmed for Camula.

Do you believe in psychic powers? If you do, you might be psychic! Learn today with a free evaluation from the Arcadia Movement via Divanetics today!

I wonder if I'm too much of a dick for making my headquarters look like my face with an awesome.jpg face.

Tom Cruise has signed on for Headmaster Kagemaru.

Oh, by the way, Mr. Yuuki. We're getting Rob Schneider to play you now.

ROB SCHNEIDER WAS JUST AN ORDINARY GUY
UNTIL ONE DAY
"AH! I'M A HERO"

Now he's about to learn, that to get ahead in school, you have to duel, and sometimes you have to get serious, and play in a Dark Game, to get the girl, save the dead, and make evil explode.

ROB SCHNEIDER IS JADEN YUKI

RATED PG-13